About Me

People are so strange. And predictable. And not. So hello.

I tend to be human. Clothes are a common occurrence for me. I find feet to be very useful. I see things in full color and surround sound. My state of existence is continuous.

OK, so really.

This last year at egg has been incredible, losing sleep, hungry most of the time, and driven to do more than I've ever thought possible. Now I should take up juggling and move to Canada for street performances in Vancouver. Because fencing doesn't pay as a career. Trust me. I used to dream.

Experiences:

Ran a student advertising agency with mischievous cohorts. Fun stuff. While being on the ad team for the national marketing competition. Fun minus the sleep. We took 3rd and whined about it.

Lived in London for two years during high school. Serious uprooting. Left prints all over Europe.

Visited New York a few times to see art museums and tourist sites, look at schools, and attend the ONE Show ad awards and agency tours.

Spoke with top execs at Weiden+Kennedy, Goodby, TBWA/Chiat Day, BBH, Ogilvy, Y&R, JWT, and Open Intelligence. Great conversations with account planners Russell Davies and Derek Robson, both from London.

Have fenced in London, Vancouver BC, Istanbul, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

And then this one time, a weirdo read my entire bio. What a creep. Just email me. Seriously.